long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about


be the person your dog thinks you are


when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 


Actors meeting their characters
  • John: good evening, you alright?
  • Martin: what the fuck
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  • Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
  • Sherlock: liar
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  • Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
  • Tyler: smh shut up u love him
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  • Stiles: aaayyyyyy
  • Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
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  • Dean: I secretly love castiel
  • Jensen: I openly love misha
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  • Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
  • Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
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  • Captain Jack: I like dick
  • John: I like dick
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  • Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
  • Doctor: saNDWICHES
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  • Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
  • Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man


And society defines the first two as satanic


And society defines the first two as satanic


is there like financial aid for concert tickets

Track Title: Human (Acoustic)

Artist: The Killers

Album: Day & Age


fucking gorgeous

If you’ve never heard this version dear god please press play it will change your life


pete wentz looks in the mirror. he applies his eyeliner. “mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the emoest of them all. don’t say ryan ross.” the mirror suddenly glows with the power of emo. it begins to speak. “swiggity swemo you are the king of emo” he’s done it. he’s the king of emo.